Disclaimer:Exceptions Shall And Will Continue To Exist
One of the very basic necessities of modern life. Being an ardent music lover, it has become my hobby to check out music lists of other people (These include acquaintances too). Hence, after a lot of observation and research work I’ve developed my very own “THEORY OF MUSICAL RELATIVITY”.
Wait, before you move your cursor to back button, hang on a sec. In the first place, this post has nothing to do with Einstein’s original theory of relativity, AT ALL. So rest assured.
Now that you have kept your inquisitive minds aside, let me present you my “THEORY OF MUSICAL RELATIVITY”.
As I mentioned earlier I’m a music lover and as a result I keep on checking out music lists from people’s cell phones, iPod. I’ve come to a conclusion (the theory thing). According to that, it is somewhat possible to determine the nature of any person depending on the type of the songs in his playlist.
So here we go!
I will let you know what this type is all about till then it is subdivided as follows.
About their Music- These people will have all the popular songs in their list. They don’t even bother to search it on net and download it. 90% of the songs in their list are received via Bluetooth.
About them- Such people seriously are no music fans, regardless of how loud they sing a trending song. They will listen to it only for the time it is on those music charts. No particular choice.
Also, these people are often seen to be crazy about something else, say games, sports.
About their Music- Type 2 boasts of those people who are actually not much into music but definitely more than type 1.One peculiar thing about people of this category is that they’ll have plenty of English songs in their list even if actually they listen to the handful of Hindi songs in their playlists furtively.
About Them- Just to impress others, they’ll make blank faces when you ask them about a recently popular Hindi movie song & they’ll go “Never heard of it”
(To those people- You know what, “**** off” You guys are doing nothing good to you or anyone else. Get off that veil. Accept that. Be a sport.)
Such people are the one who have been trying hard to make their mark, trying to stand apart. But believe me guys , trashing Hindi songs won’t help you at all.
About their Music- These are “peppy” song lovers. They are the one who listen only such frisky party songs. Language doesn’t matter. Pitbull, Honey Singh are their favourites.
About Them- People of this nature may either be Happy Go Lucky or all bossy types.
Former are friends with almost everyone. They make others happy.
But when they are all bossy, boss they simply want everything under their control.
Listening sad songs with low beats freaks them out.
About their Music- The “emotion overrated” category. It’s like every 1 out of 3 belong to this category. They’ll definitely, unquestionably will have all those “roothne-manane” wale songs. They’ll have old songs. “Jab Koi Baat” is their trademark song.
They still go crazy over DDLJ, the whole “Hum apke, Hum 77” series of Rajshree.
About Them- The most annoying facts about these people is that they force you to listen their favourite songs and ask you to feel the way they feel while listening it.
These are the ones who actually suck in real life. They’ll never make it big and will have similar friends. Their mood changes with the song they are listening.
About Their Music- Call them Music Nazis. Music Buff they are. You sing them a part of any sensible song, they’ll tell you movie name, singer, music composer, etc. They enjoy music in real sense. They listen to songs beat by beat. They’ll have best earphones even with an average phone. They get annoyed when a song like “Emotional Atyachar” gets undue popularity.
About them- People of this category are actually chilled out. They can be bore to those “Peppy” song lovers but make good friends with people of every other category.
Time to raise the curtain.
This category includes “Girls”.
No, I couldn’t categorise them. They can love a song from 4 categories and still be of the fifth type. They have all sorts of songs.
I couldn’t typify them and simply have no idea about their behaviour. For once, I could calculate the percentage of water on moon. But when it comes to girls FUHGET IT!!
So which type do you fit in??